i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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