A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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