FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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