the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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