I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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