so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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