My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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