So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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