ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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