i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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