somebody snuck up and got me drunk
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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