who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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