When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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