you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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