NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So squirting runs in the family.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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