He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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