All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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