We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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