rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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