Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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