I accidentally burped into my bong.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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