We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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