I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
