I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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