yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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