my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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