idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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