I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
