It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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