I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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