It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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