We need to rekindle our bromance
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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