Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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