i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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