I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize