I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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