thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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