So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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