Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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