Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we're so committed to being not committed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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