If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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