After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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