STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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