1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
