I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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