I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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