He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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