Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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