how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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