Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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