I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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