Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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