you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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