If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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