I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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